The Most Stupid, Useless Forum Topic Award

Please name the most stupid, useless forum topic you have found so that we can give it the ASS Award (Additive Spread Shit)...

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Every single one of them.
None excluded, including this one,
and my own post in it.
COMPLETELY COMPLETE AND TOTAL RUB ISH.
And as they say: if all is water, all is nothing.
No award required, there is no difference.