Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.
Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom-scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.
Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and gazed in amazement at the flying piece of Christian liturgy and bazaar advertisements.
During the calm, Bacon warned Two Words: "Grease Fire!". Two Words whipped out his hose. Unfortunately, he only had water to mix with acid. Blisters spewed everywhere except Bacon and Two Words. But, notwithstanding this, the fire grew. Out of the blue, came the villain the gnostics predicted. The Demiurge carried a staff of golden light and commanded the demons to eat bacon (the food). But Bacon (being offended), did not find what he was looking for. Instead, he aimed a very peculiar item.
Intensely, the gnostics peered warily at Two Words. Aiming their guns at Bacon, sizzling rays, Bacon began to cook.
"NO!" yelled Two Words as Cheese Chorizo (the gnostics' leader) fired a shot at Two Words. Dodging the bullet quickly, Two Words whipped out his Whip of Awesomeness, and grinned. Recognizing the legendary whip, Cheese Chorizo, took too long gazing wondrously with eyes of greed, and was immediately entangled by the glorious weapon. To celebrate his success, Two Words went to McDonalds and ordered, "REAL BEEF! But as he was eating, Buffalo herds stampeded the place to bits. All that was left was the battered remains of Two Words!
[Is this a good place to put "to be continued"?]
[we killed off our hero -- Is there an epitaph coming? Or was Two Words the equivalent of Ben-Kanobi; if so, where is Luke SkyWalker?]
its not over yet...
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.
Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom-scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.
Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and gazed in amazement at the flying piece of Christian liturgy and bazaar advertisements.
During the calm, Bacon warned Two Words: "Grease Fire!". Two Words whipped out his hose. Unfortunately, he only had water to mix with acid. Blisters spewed everywhere except Bacon and Two Words. But, notwithstanding this, the fire grew. Out of the blue, came the villain the gnostics predicted. The Demiurge carried a staff of golden light and commanded the demons to eat bacon (the food). But Bacon (being offended), did not find what he was looking for. Instead, he aimed a very peculiar item.
Intensely, the gnostics peered warily at Two Words. Aiming their guns at Bacon, sizzling rays, Bacon began to cook.
"NO!" yelled Two Words as Cheese Chorizo (the gnostics' leader) fired a shot at Two Words. Dodging the bullet quickly, Two Words whipped out his Whip of Awesomeness, and grinned. Recognizing the legendary whip, Cheese Chorizo, took too long gazing wondrously with eyes of greed, and was immediately entangled by the glorious weapon. To celebrate his success, Two Words went to McDonalds and ordered, "REAL BEEF! But as he was eating, Buffalo herds stampeded the place to bits. All that was left was the battered remains of Two Words!
But the pieces of him rose together to form another
its not over yet...
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.
Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom-scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.
Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and gazed in amazement at the flying piece of Christian liturgy and bazaar advertisements.
During the calm, Bacon warned Two Words: "Grease Fire!". Two Words whipped out his hose. Unfortunately, he only had water to mix with acid. Blisters spewed everywhere except Bacon and Two Words. But, notwithstanding this, the fire grew. Out of the blue, came the villain the gnostics predicted. The Demiurge carried a staff of golden light and commanded the demons to eat bacon (the food). But Bacon (being offended), did not find what he was looking for. Instead, he aimed a very peculiar item.
Intensely, the gnostics peered warily at Two Words. Aiming their guns at Bacon, sizzling rays, Bacon began to cook.
"NO!" yelled Two Words as Cheese Chorizo (the gnostics' leader) fired a shot at Two Words. Dodging the bullet quickly, Two Words whipped out his Whip of Awesomeness, and grinned. Recognizing the legendary whip, Cheese Chorizo, took too long gazing wondrously with eyes of greed, and was immediately entangled by the glorious weapon. To celebrate his success, Two Words went to McDonalds and ordered, "REAL BEEF! But as he was eating, Buffalo herds stampeded the place to bits. All that was left was the battered remains of Two Words!
But the pieces of him rose together to form another hero. An even better one. Three words.
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.
Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom-scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.
Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and gazed in amazement at the flying piece of Christian liturgy and bazaar advertisements.
During the calm, Bacon warned Two Words: "Grease Fire!". Two Words whipped out his hose. Unfortunately, he only had water to mix with acid. Blisters spewed everywhere except Bacon and Two Words. But, notwithstanding this, the fire grew. Out of the blue, came the villain the gnostics predicted. The Demiurge carried a staff of golden light and commanded the demons to eat bacon (the food). But Bacon (being offended), did not find what he was looking for. Instead, he aimed a very peculiar item.
Intensely, the gnostics peered warily at Two Words. Aiming their guns at Bacon, sizzling rays, Bacon began to cook.
"NO!" yelled Two Words as Cheese Chorizo (the gnostics' leader) fired a shot at Two Words. Dodging the bullet quickly, Two Words whipped out his Whip of Awesomeness, and grinned. Recognizing the legendary whip, Cheese Chorizo, took too long gazing wondrously with eyes of greed, and was immediately entangled by the glorious weapon. To celebrate his success, Two Words went to McDonalds and ordered, "REAL BEEF! But as he was eating, Buffalo herds stampeded the place to bits. All that was left was the battered remains of Two Words!
But the pieces of him rose together to form another hero. An even better one. Three words: To be continued
[Prequel: The Adventure of Two Words]
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.
Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom-scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.
Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and gazed in amazement at the flying piece of Christian liturgy and bazaar advertisements.
During the calm, Bacon warned Two Words: "Grease Fire!". Two Words whipped out his hose. Unfortunately, he only had water to mix with acid. Blisters spewed everywhere except Bacon and Two Words. But, notwithstanding this, the fire grew. Out of the blue, came the villain the gnostics predicted. The Demiurge carried a staff of golden light and commanded the demons to eat bacon (the food). But Bacon (being offended), did not find what he was looking for. Instead, he aimed a very peculiar item.
Intensely, the gnostics peered warily at Two Words. Aiming their guns at Bacon, sizzling rays, Bacon began to cook.
"NO!" yelled Two Words as Cheese Chorizo (the gnostics' leader) fired a shot at Two Words. Dodging the bullet quickly, Two Words whipped out his Whip of Awesomeness, and grinned. Recognizing the legendary whip, Cheese Chorizo, took too long gazing wondrously with eyes of greed, and was immediately entangled by the glorious weapon. To celebrate his success, Two Words went to McDonalds and ordered, "REAL BEEF! But as he was eating, Buffalo herds stampeded the place to bits. All that was left was the battered remains of Two Words!
But the pieces of him rose together to form another hero. An even better one. Three words: To be continued....
[Sequel: The Adventures of Three Words]
In the land of Bumblyburg,
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.
Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom-scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.
Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and gazed in amazement at the flying piece of Christian liturgy and bazaar advertisements.
During the calm, Bacon warned Two Words: "Grease Fire!". Two Words whipped out his hose. Unfortunately, he only had water to mix with acid. Blisters spewed everywhere except Bacon and Two Words. But, notwithstanding this, the fire grew. Out of the blue, came the villain the gnostics predicted. The Demiurge carried a staff of golden light and commanded the demons to eat bacon (the food). But Bacon (being offended), did not find what he was looking for. Instead, he aimed a very peculiar item.
Intensely, the gnostics peered warily at Two Words. Aiming their guns at Bacon, sizzling rays, Bacon began to cook.
"NO!" yelled Two Words as Cheese Chorizo (the gnostics' leader) fired a shot at Two Words. Dodging the bullet quickly, Two Words whipped out his Whip of Awesomeness, and grinned. Recognizing the legendary whip, Cheese Chorizo, took too long gazing wondrously with eyes of greed, and was immediately entangled by the glorious weapon. To celebrate his success, Two Words went to McDonalds and ordered, "REAL BEEF! But as he was eating, Buffalo herds stampeded the place to bits. All that was left was the battered remains of Two Words!
But the pieces of him rose together to form another hero. An even better one. Three words: To be continued....
[Sequel: The Adventures of Three Words]
In the land of Bumblyburg, there lived a mean and harsh