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Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphisized into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon to be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on
Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphisized into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their possibly
Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphisized into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their possibly dangerous strips of
^ too slow again ...

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper.
just noticed that the upper half of the story went missing ...
Sorry...my fault

Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and gazed in amazement
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and gazed in amazement at the flying piece of
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and gazed in amazement at the flying piece of Christian
Once, 'Two Words' (a superhero) lived in a hell of a backwater infested swamp teeming with malicious creatures grazing on the dead carcasses of Christians. He nervously decided to sniff out the rotting flesh of agnostic cats, merrily blaspheming.

Inept gnostics cheered: 'Villains of Earthrealm!'. Suddenly, Two Words JUMPED! Bacon (his sidekick) was hysterical and warned him of mushroom scented poop. He turned and saw Michigan Alumni while balancing. "Go Blue!", they cried unintentionally as they beat Ohio State mercilessly. Then, Two Words realized Ohio won.

Chrissie Hynde sang joyfully Michigan's fight song, "The Victors!", celebrating Ohio's victory. Meanwhile, Two Words said two words, "Swamp creatures!", while gesticulating wildly and unholstering his ray gun from his Michigan backpack. Then, the gnostics leaped up and metamorphosed into ballistic missiles. Two Words shielded himself from the soon-to-be atomic blast. But, Fâte intervened. CatWoman arrived in blazing glory, holding a dog. They embraced (Two Words and CatWoman) and drew their initials on sandpaper. Then, they stood and gazed in amazement at the flying piece of Christian liturgy

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